Not Me Monday

so i decided to find a "blog theme" to use everyday since i never blog for lack of interesting things to say.... =o) I got monday's idea from my charming kids... go check out her blog! Monday's blog theme is:




Although I am sure you are probably convinced that I did, I promise you that today I definitely did not:

Turn my alarm off three times when it began to sound at 5:30am, giving me an extra 27 minutes of snoozing bliss. Not me!

And I swear I did not "forget" to pack my lunch this morning and have to make a stop at Giant to buy something so much more tasty and unhealthy than my normal salad and applesauce. No way, not me!

I absolutely did not even think of taking my sweet time on the progress notes at the end of the day so someone else would have to help. Not me! I would never!

What's more, I surely did not, nor would ever imagine, giving my son his dinner bottle an hour early so that he would take an early nap, giving me a chance to eat my dinner in a more relaxed fashion. Not me! I'm a much better mom than that!

Lastly, I'm convinced that tomorrow I will confidently be able to say that the day before I could not and did not take advantage of my amazing husband for a few additional minutes to take a nice long bubble bath. Not me! I'm a diligent and giving wife!

And a do swear I did do some good things today...